All Dead by Daylight Dating Sim Characters

Yes, Hooked on You is the name for the Dead by Daylight dating sim. And yes, this is very much a real thing. Made by the same team who made the KFC Dating Simulator (PSYOP) that Twitch seemed to love so much. The last thing you would expect for this gory series would be a dating sim, and that is what makes it so freaking awesome. But the real question on everyone’s mind is: who are the Killers available to sweep off their cloven feet?

Please keep in mind, the lead in the game is a blank slate you project yourself onto. You cannot play as any of the Killers. But you CAN seduce the crap out of them. Which is a nice change of pace from being hung on hooks by them.

The Trapper

You think you’ve seen The Trapper. Looking like a night terror demon pulled from your mind. But you need to trust us when we say you haven’t seen The Trapper until you’ve seen The Trapper in a swimsuit.

We will leave it at that.

The Huntress

What man or woman doesn’t want a strong woman in their life? Like, crush your skull between their thighs” kind of strong?

The Huntress looks like the kind of woman who knows exactly where she wants to eat. Can you handle that level of confidence and poise?

The Wraith

The Wraith will make you feel a certain kind of way when you see him donned in a Hawaiian shirt. Looking like the coolest dad at his kid’s soccer game.

You may fear the wraith stealing your soul in the main game, but here, he is bound to steal your heart. Yes, I just wrote that.

The Spirit

Frankly, seeing the Spirit in a silk kimono just hits different. The red spider symbol on the hat is the same as a Black Widow’s. You know, the female spiders that kill their mates?

It’s a brilliant little touch in a game that already feels like it will be full of them. But we do notice one glaring omission we are not okay with. Sorry to fanboy out but where the hell is All-Kill? Aka Joker-San. Okay Everyone’s daddy.

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Sorry, I made it weird.

Safe to say there will be some DLC, though. There better be! No release date yet for the Dead by Daylight Dating Sim but we’ll let you know soon as Hooked On You becomes available. Probably safe to say we have a playthrough or two in our future as well.