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How to Get All Achievements in Pizza Tower

How many achievements could there possibly be?

If you love arcade-style games with wickedly good soundtracks, evil anthropomorphic food, manic Italians, and minor swearing, then you need to check out Pizza Tower! Pizza Tower is a 2D platformer that’s heavily inspired by the Wario Land series on Game Boy, so if you loved playing those occasionally brutal platformers as a kid, then there’s no way you won’t fall head over heels for Pizza Tower.

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Pizza Tower has an astonishingly massive list of achievements. Pizza Tower isn’t necessarily a very long game, so the fact that it has a whopping 72 total achievements is astounding. If you think you’re up for the challenge, however, then by all means, keep reading for a full list of all achievements in Pizza Tower and instructions on how to complete them!

How to Get All Achievements in Pizza Tower

  • John Gutted – Destroy all the dead john blocks in John Gutter.
  • Delicacy – Make more than forty-one sets of cheese platforms crumble in Ancient Cheese.
  • Unnecessary Violence – Kill all of the clerk sausages in the pizza-marts.
  • Volleybomb – Kill a rat using a bomb dropped by an enemy in Ancient Cheese.
  • Alive and Well – Surf every corpse in Wasteyard.
  • Thrill Seeker – Finish Ancient Cheese without getting hurt by an explosion.
  • Peppino’s Rain Dance – Reactivate a totem by dancing with the mach dash in the Oregano Desert.
  • The Critic – Defeat Pepperman without getting hurt.
  • Spherical – Kill another enemy while in the ball form in Pizzascape.
  • Cross To Bare – Kill thirty ghosts in Pizzascare.
  • Nice Shot – Kill three or more enemies in a single stroke in Golf.
  • Bee Nice – Stand next to a bee and taunt in Gnome Forest.
  • Spoonknight – Parry ten Forknights in Pizzascape.
  • Non-Alcoholic – Destroy nearly every beer bottle in Fastfood Saloon.
  • Royal Flush – Touch every single card in Fastfood Saloon.
  • Let’s Make This Quick – Finish John Gutter in under two minutes.
  • Cube Menace – Find and destroy the Mort Cube.
  • Turbo Tunnel – Avoid hitting the ceiling during the room right after the John Pillar in Deep Dish Nine.
  • Eruption Man – During the escape, go up with the super-jump for more than two seconds in Bloodsauce Dungeon.
  • Unsliced Pizzaman – Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without getting hurt by a pizza cutter.
  • Primate Rage – Get a combo of 99 or more in John Gutter.
  • The Ugly – Defeat The Vigilante without getting hurt.
  • Bullseye – Kill a noise goblin with his own arrow in Gnome Forest.
  • Pretend Ghost – Kill 20 or more enemies as a ghost in Wasteyard.
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  • Denoise – Defeat The Noise without getting hurt.
  • Shining Armor – Get to all the priests without bumping into a wall once in Pizzascape.
  • S Ranked #1 – Get all S Ranks in World 1.
  • Primo Golfer – Get the highest rank in the courses of Golf.
  • Ghosted – Avoid getting touched by the John Ghost in Wasteyard.
  • No One Is Safe – Kill three unreachable enemies at once with the super taunt in Fun Farm.
  • Good Egg – Complete Fun Farm while avoiding getting hurt with Mort on you.
  • And This… Is My Gun On A Stick! – Kill every chasing monster in the escape section of Don’t Make A Sound.
  • Very Very Hot Sauce – Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without touching lava once.
  • Blowback – Kill a cannon goblin with his own bomb in Crust Cove.
  • Pan Fried – Find the bacon room.
  • Faker – Defeat Fake Peppino without getting hurt.
  • Man Meteor – Kill 5 UFOlives in a single bodyslam in Deep Dish Nine.
  • P Ranked #1 – Get all P Ranks in World 1
  • Blast’Em Asteroids – Destroy all asteroids in Deep Dish Nine.
  • Say Oink! – Take a photo with every Pig City citizen.
  • Alien Cow – Don’t get hit by a single cow in the Oregano Desert.
  • S Ranked #2 – Get all S Ranks in World 2.
  • Can’t Fool Me – Avoid killing any pizza boy cardboard in Oh Shit!
  • Helpful Burger – Get a burger enemy to hit the ball inside the goal in Golf.
  • Frozen Nuggets – Free all the frozen birds in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator.
  • Food Clan – Kill ten ninjas by parrying them in Oh Shit!
  • Lumberjack – Destroy every wood block in Gnome Forest.
  • Already Pressed – Activate each button only once in Fastfood Saloon.
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  • Demolition Expert – Complete Crust Cove without getting hit by an explosion.
  • Decorated Veteran – Don’t get hurt more than three times in WAR.
  • X – Uncover all the treasure guys in Crust Cove.
  • Sharpshooter – Don’t miss more than three shots in WAR.
  • Jumpspared – Avoid getting jump-scared in Don’t Make A Sound.
  • Whoop This! – Avoid getting damaged in the first secret of Peppibot Factory.
  • Trip to the Warzone – Finish WAR with more than a minute left.
  • P Ranked #2 – Get all P Ranks in World 2
  • Face Off – Defeat Pizzaface without getting hurt.
  • Strike! – Kill three or more enemies with a single Brick ball in Pig City.
  • Penny Pincher – Avoid getting grabbed by Mr. Pinch during the escape sequence of Oh Shit!
  • S Ranked #3 – Get all S Ranks in World 3.
  • Season’s Greetings – Kill 5 fake Santas in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator.
  • There Can Only Be OneDestroy every Peppino robot in Peppibot Factory.
  • Skullsplitter – Destroy every single skull block in Pizzascare.
  • Unflattening – Remove the boxxed form from each priest at least once in Peppibot Factory.
  • Haunted Playground – Avoid getting hurt by the King Ghost’s traps in Pizzascare.
  • Let Them Sleep – Activate the alarms in Don’t Make A Sound less than six times before the escape sequence.
  • Ice Climber – Complete Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator without falling in a pit.
  • S Ranked #4 – Get all S Ranks in World 4.
  • P Ranked #3 – Get all P Ranks in World 3
  • S Ranked #5 – Get all S Ranks in World 5.
  • P Ranked #4 – Get all P Ranks in World 4
  • P Ranked #5 – Get all P Ranks in World 5
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Whether you complete all 72 achievements is up to you, but you might as well try to complete as many as you possibly can; to get your money’s worth out of the game, if nothing else.

Arbitrary video game achievements may not translate to much in real life, but it’s immensely satisfying to see a fully completed game file. If you like to enjoy the little things like that in life, then by all means, do your best to complete all 72 achievements in Pizza Tower!

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Allysen Pierce is a freelance writer with a passion for gaming who has been a part of the Gamer Journalist team since May 2022. Her main passions are horror games and dating sims (especially combinations of the two), but she has been known to play literally anything that is put in front of her. Her current favorite games include Skyrim, I Was a Teenage Exocolonist, Cult of the Lamb, Slaughter Horse, and Dragon Age: Inquisition. When she's not playing games (or writing about them), she can be found reading, baking, watching horror movies, or playing with her cat.