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All Achievements in Goat Simulator 3

Become an overachiever.

Goat Simulator 3 has a bunch of stuff you can do in the game to keep yourself occupied. The game features an enormous collection of Instincts and Events under the Quests tab. However, the Coffee Stain Studios title also has many hidden achievements which you can complete. Of course, you got to know them first.

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Here is a quick guide listing all the achievements in the game with a one-line description about them. Once you know all the achievements, it will become much easier to complete them while you are fooling around with the goat.

How many Achievements are there in Goat Simulator 3

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There are 39 achievements in the game. While some of them are obvious, others are secret achievements and offer much more XP in the Epic Games Store. Here is a list of all achievements in the game.

  • I Watched the Intro – Sit through the intro
  • Nasty! – Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
  • What a Waste of Money – Buy the Gators shoes
  • Reach the Stratosphere – Get flung out of the map
  • Streaking – Run naked on the football field
  • Who Baywatches the Baywatch? – Run on the beach in slow motion
  • 401(K.O.) – Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
  • Where is It? – Find That clown
  • Crocsquatch – Give Big Foot some shoes
  • Cannibanana – Lick a banana as an Abominana
  • Raider of the Lost Parking Garage – Find the perfectly round boulder
  • You Trusted Your Instincts – Complete all Instincts in Goat Simulator 3
  • French Fika – Lick the croissant
  • Real Buoy – Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
  • A Center for Ants? – Interact with the shrunken shrink house
  • Egg Simulator – Become an Egg
  • [REDACTED] – Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
  • Move! That! Bus! – Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
  • Into the Matrix – Find the trainstation
  • Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation – Sit through the entire yoga session
  • Black Market – Find the shady merchant
  • Car Cave – Find the secret garage
  • Club Mohair – Enter the super secret container rave
  • San Angora: Become Human – Unlock the Capra Erectus
  • Daredevil – Jump off all Ramps
  • Certified Fresh – Find all movie tapes
  • Forgotten Sorority – Goat Castle – Reach F Tier
  • Goat Queen – Become Queen of all the goats
  • Welcome to Earth – Start the Alien invasion
  • Private Club – Reach E Tier in Goat Castle
  • Rogue Guild – Reach D Tier in Goat Castle
  • Covert Consortium – Reach C Tier in Goat Castle
  • Secret Society – Reach B Tier in Goat Castle
  • Shadow Syndicate – Reach A Tier in Goat Castle
  • Synchronization Complete – Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
  • New Goat Order – Reach S Tier in Goat Castle
  • Don’t touch the servers – You touched the servers
  • Try Hard 2 – Find all Trinkets
  • G.O.A.T – Unlock all the achievements

Those were all the achievements in the game. The developers have intertwined some achievements with events. If you want to do something exciting, check out How to unlock a UFO/Spaceship in Goat Simulator 3.

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