High on Life’s Grossest Joke is This Completely Missable Achievement

It would be an understatement to say that High on Life has disgusting jokes. To be quite honest, it wouldn’t be a story with Justin Roiland’s influence if it wasn’t at least a little bit gross. And, today’s topic is just one more thing to file under ‘gross things that make High on Life … High on Life.’

As you’re scrolling through the achievement list for High on Life, you’ll find a couple of secret ones. And, of the three secret achievements, two of them make perfect sense. One’s tied to the secret ending, while the other is tied to the final boss. But the last of the secret achievements is … something exceptional. It’s entirely missable if you happen to overlook a certain NPC hiding in plain sight in Blim City. And it’s one of the most uncomfortably hilarious conversations you’ll have in High on Life.

How to Unlock ‘Carried Stan’s Load to Completion’ Achievement

OK — so, if you want to unlock this one, it’s best to do so before you’ve completed the game. In fact, it might not be obtainable in the post-game for obvious reasons. To unlock the achievement titled ‘Carried Stan’s Load to Completion,’ it says you have to complete the game while carrying something called ‘Stan’s Product’ in your inventory. But, what is Stan’s Product?

In Blim City, find the NPC pictured above and speak with him. He will talk your ear off about his product, which is … well, it’s alien semen. He sells gallons of alien semen. So, to fulfill this achievement, you need to tell Stan that you’d like to buy some of his alien semen, which he’ll give to you for free. It’s not an item you can use in any way whatsoever. It just takes a space in your inventory. And, if you beat Garmantuous with this gallon of alien semen in your inventory, this achievement will pop. But … was it worth it?

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