How to Become a Stockbroker in BitLife

Someone once told me that trading stocks is kind of like gambling, but for people who are a little smarter than usual and a lot crazier than usual. It takes a very particular kind of mindset and lifestyle to be a stockbroker, but with the addition of BitLife’s new Wall Street Wolf challenge, you’ve got a good opportunity to try the lifestyle out yourself without committing. Here’s how to become a stockbroker in BitLife.

The Wall Street Wolf challenge, if the name didn’t tip you off, is a reference to the film The Wolf of Wall Street, which was all about the fast and cutthroat world of stock trading. The tasks in the challenge require you to become fabulously wealthy, followed by frittering all of your money away on pointless nonsense and going to prison. All of that starts, however, with actually becoming a stockbroker, and this is actually the easiest part.

How to Become a Stockbroker in BitLife

Here is how to become a stockbroker in Bitlife:

1. Age up until you can go to high school and build up smarts stat
2. Graduate high school and opt to go to university, then get a business degree
3. After graduating, check the job listings and apply for the stockbroker position

The first thing you need to become a stockbroker is a degree. They ain’t letting anyone who hasn’t been to business school out on the trading floor. All you need to do to make this happen is age yourself up until you can begin high school, then focus on bolstering your smarts stat. When you graduate high school, assuming your smarts are sufficient, you can then opt to attend a university.

At the university, you need to get a business degree, so make sure you have a major in something like economics or marketing. Once you graduate from university, you can open up the full-time job listings and apply for the stockbroker position. The position may not appear right off the bat, but just re-check it a few times and it should show up eventually.

Once you’ve applied for the job, just answer the interview question and cross your fingers. Assuming you have high smarts, as well as a clean criminal record, you should get the job no problem, though even if you don’t, you can just apply for another stockbroker position.

Congrats, you’re a stockbroker. Your lengthy tail-dive into debauchery can begin!